This Is The Way

The Grim Reaper knocking at your door, but you've got a human shield made of job hopping. Technical debt never dies, it just waits patiently while you collect those sweet salary bumps every 24 months. Sure, you left behind a codebase held together with duct tape and prayers, but that's Future Developer's problem now. You've mastered the ancient art of "not my circus, not my monkeys" career advancement. The industry calls it "gaining diverse experience." The rest of us call it strategic abandonment. Either way, your LinkedIn profile looks fantastic and your legacy code is someone else's nightmare.