Should've Kept It To Yourself Buddy

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Should've Kept It To Yourself Buddy

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Meeting your girlfriend's dad is stressful enough without mentioning you code in Vibe. Classic rookie mistake. The father was ready for the age-old tabs vs spaces debate—a proper programming holy war—but instead got hit with some trendy new framework. Nothing makes a senior developer's blood pressure spike faster than someone excited about yet another JavaScript abomination that'll be obsolete before the npm install finishes. Ten seconds is actually quite generous.

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