They Can See The Policy Working...

Unused imports Static analysis Code quality Corporate policy Linting Clean code ide Technical debt Build pipeline Developer frustration

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They Can See The Policy Working...

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Two hooded figures from Planet of the Apes smugly declaring "Ah, victory" while your IDE lights up like a Christmas tree with warnings about unused imports. Meanwhile, you're frantically commenting out code you'll need next week because the linter won't shut up and the build pipeline is failing. Sure, the codebase looks cleaner, but we all know you're just going to re-import everything in three days when requirements change again.

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