They Can See The Policy Working...

The evolution of developer excuses is truly magnificent. We went from "it works on my machine" (the universal get-out-of-jail-free card) to "it works on my container!" - which is basically the same excuse wearing a fancy DevOps hat. Notice how the developer on the right is smiling while delivering the exact same non-solution. That's the true innovation of DevOps - not solving problems, just feeling better about them while using trendier terminology. Congratulations, we've containerized our excuses. Ship it!

That moment when you're trying to loop through an Iterator in Java and the compiler just sits there judging you like this capybara. The compiler's basically saying "Sorry buddy, you can't use a for-each loop on an Iterator because... well... an Iterator IS the thing that lets you iterate!" It's like trying to drive a car factory instead of driving the actual car it produces. The worst part? Deep down you know the compiler is right, but that doesn't make the error message any less painful. You'll have to use a while(hasNext()) loop like a caveman instead.

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