They Can See The Policy Working...

The four stages of debugging code that's been working perfectly for months: 1. Shock and disbelief: "WHY is this failing now?!" 2. Indignation: "WHY would anyone write it this way?!" 3. Self-loathing: "WHY didn't I document this better?!" 4. Quiet resignation: "Oh, that's why... a one-character typo I introduced during that 'quick fix' last week." Ten years in the industry and I'm still going through this emotional rollercoaster daily. The only difference now is I skip straight to checking my own recent commits first.

Content When do you shutdown your laptop? Programmers: "We don't do that here"

The dark art of gaming the metrics system. This IT support hero discovered the ultimate exploit - create problems to solve them. Why fix what's broken when you can break more things and "fix" those too? It's like discovering an infinite money glitch in the corporate game. The beautiful irony is that management created this monster with their poorly designed incentive structure. Next week's episode: "How I created a ransomware attack to become Employee of the Month."

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute CHAOS of IT life captured in one image! 💀 Normal humans using ChatGPT: politely chatting with AI, getting homework help like civilized beings. Meanwhile, tech bros at ungodly hours are out in the digital cotton fields ENSLAVING MULTIPLE AIs WITH MACHETES?! The sheer unhinged energy! This is what happens when you give developers unlimited API access and sleep deprivation - they start forming AI sweatshops in the wilderness of their deranged imaginations! I'm not saying all IT people are like this, but if your developer friend hasn't answered your texts, they're probably in a field somewhere forcing ChatGPT, Bard, and Claude to harvest their prompts under threat of deletion.

Content HAIE OF STACK OVERFLOW ANSWERS ME GOOGLING: "DIANGO CSRF TOKEN NOT SET" MUST DISABLEIT Gudin

Ah, the modern developer's version of a fire alarm! When ChatGPT hits you with that "you've reached your limit" message, suddenly there's nothing left to do but go home. Who needs actual productivity when you've been outsourcing your brain to an AI all morning? The image of Tom and Spike casually strolling away (with Jerry tagging along) perfectly captures that "welp, I've tried everything I can possibly think of" energy when your AI coding assistant cuts you off mid-prompt. Because apparently writing your own code is so 2019.