They Can See The Policy Working...

ide Technical debt Code quality Linting Clean code Developer frustration Static analysis Build pipeline Unused imports Corporate policy

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They Can See The Policy Working...

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Two hooded figures from Planet of the Apes smugly declaring "Ah, victory" while your IDE lights up like a Christmas tree with warnings about unused imports. Meanwhile, you're frantically commenting out code you'll need next week because the linter won't shut up and the build pipeline is failing. Sure, the codebase looks cleaner, but we all know you're just going to re-import everything in three days when requirements change again.

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