There Are Two Types Of Programmers

The classic "we fixed all the bugs" to "oh god we're hacked" pipeline. Declaring victory over bugs is basically sending a formal invitation to the universe to immediately prove you wrong. SQL injection on the login form is like leaving your front door unlocked with a sign saying "definitely no valuables inside." Somewhere, a database admin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why they suddenly need a drink.

The rare sighting of a programming purist in the wild! This developer has achieved mythical status by rejecting all modern conveniences: No cursor? Check. No AI assistants? Check. No search engine? Check. Just a human, a rusty ThinkPad, Vim, man pages, and Arch Linux. This is like watching someone hunt with a sharpened stick while everyone else uses rifles. Either this person is the final boss of programming or they're just showing off their digital masochism in public. The "psychopath" label is just what normal devs call someone who makes them feel guilty about their 57 Chrome tabs of Stack Overflow answers.

Content Applied for job position "Senior Software Engineer" Got rejected for position "Product Manager Cbersecurity role" Went through five interviews and three exams Got reiected for position "Product Manager Cvbersecuritv role"

The CRUSHING WEIGHT of Stack Overflow literally DESTROYING the lone developer who dares to ask yet another question! Like Atlas condemned to hold up the sky for eternity, except instead of the heavens, it's the collective judgment of thousands of developers ready to mark your question as "duplicate" or "lacks minimal reproducible example." The sheer AGONY of being that solo dev, desperately trying not to collapse under the burden of "What have you tried?" and "Did you Google this first?" comments. And they wonder why we develop trust issues!

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