There Are Two Types Of Programmers

Programming languages C language Programming fundamentals Learning to code Minimalism Coding debate Beginners Programming philosophy Language wars

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There Are Two Types Of Programmers

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The eternal programming debate in its purest form! One person writes a thoughtful paragraph about how programming fundamentals are what matter, and the other just drops a single letter: "C". It's like watching someone build an elaborate sandcastle while their friend just points at a grain of sand! 😂 The contrast is *chef's kiss* - verbose explanation vs. absolute minimalism. Bonus points for the 100 vs 39 upvotes showing both approaches have their fans!

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