There Are Two Types Of Programmers

Content Sir, it finally worked! SIR, IT FINALLY WORKED! Scientists Great job? Now we need to figure out how and why Programmers IT'S A Now don't touch it or it MIRACLE! may never work again

This meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of being a software engineer. Your boss thinks you're just sipping coffee all day (clearly they've never seen your 3 AM debugging sessions). Your friends imagine you're living the dream with gaming and foosball breaks (ha, if only). Mom still thinks you're some kind of computer repair wizard (bless her heart). But the reality? You're just a pasta chef, frantically trying to untangle spaghetti code that someone else wrote five years ago with zero documentation. The irony of calling yourself an "engineer" while spending 90% of your time wondering why adding a semicolon fixed everything is just *chef's kiss*. The pasta metaphor is painfully accurate - both require hours of preparation, both get messy quickly, and both leave you questioning your life choices at 2 AM.

Content judge: i sentence you to the maximum punishment... Me: (whispering) please be death, please be death. judge: learn java Me: fuck

Content Junior: "But what about the warnings" Senior: If it works, it works made with mematic

Content import random Generate a random string def generaterandomstring: Create a list of possible characters for the random string chars "abcdefghijkImnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789! Choose a fixed length for the string stringlength 12 Generate the random string by choosing random characters from the list of possible characters randomstring - "" join(random. choice(chars) for i in range(stringlength)) return randomstring Check if the generated string says "Hello World! def checkhelloworld(string): return string "Hello World!" Print an explanation to the user print("This program generates random strings and checks if they say 'Hello World!'") print("It may take a while to find a string that says 'Hello World!'") Generate a random string and check if it says "Hello World!" If it doesn't, try again while True: randomstring generaterandom string() if checkhelloworld(randomstring) : print (randomstring) break

The sacred order of debugging has been disturbed. For eons, the ancient pact dictated that StackOverflow shall appear first in search results, offering salvation with copy-pastable solutions. Now GitHub shows up first, forcing you to actually read code and understand what's happening. Truly the darkest timeline. Next thing you know, they'll expect us to write documentation.