There Are Two Types Of Programmers

Someone just confused Apple's language translation feature with programming language transpilation, and I'm dying! 😂 Imagine thinking your AirPods could convert Python code to Rust syntax while you're talking. What's next? Asking your coffee maker to refactor your legacy code while brewing your morning cup? If only programming were that simple! We'd all just whisper our requirements to our earbuds and get perfectly optimized, memory-safe code in return. Dream on, sweet summer developer.

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Ah, the classic time paradox of debugging! When your friend points out you've been working on a bug fix "since 5pm" but it's only 4pm, they've unwittingly stumbled upon one of programming's greatest secrets: debugger time dilation . That thousand-yard stare says it all—you've been so deep in the debugging rabbit hole that you've not only lost track of time, you've somehow traveled to a future where you've already spent an hour fixing it. The real horror? That Friday deploy is still happening regardless of which timeline you're in!