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Squinting at "LLM Token Pricing" with confusion, then putting on glasses to see "Microtransaction For Devs" with sudden clarity. That moment when you realize OpenAI isn't selling you API access—they're selling you the gaming industry's most hated business model. "That'll be $0.002 per token to debug your code. Want to generate an entire function? That's the premium package, buddy." Next they'll be selling loot boxes with random completions. "Congratulations! You got three hallucinations and a refused response!"

Someone's bootleg tech sticker collection is giving me serious eye twitches! That "JavaScript" logo with Java's coffee cup, PHP looking like it survived a blender accident, and don't get me started on that dollar-store version of Rust with its random green letter. The GitHub cat appears to have been replaced by a fox having an identity crisis, while VSCode's logo seems to have been drawn from memory after three energy drinks. And what's with that terrified blue gopher creature at the bottom? Is that supposed to be Go after it saw this abomination of logos? Whoever created this clearly learned design from the same tutorial that teaches people to center divs using 47 nested tables.

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