When A Rockstar Programmer Becomes Manager...

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Einstein's lesser-known theory of project management relativity! This meme brilliantly captures what every developer silently thinks during those two-hour meetings that could've been an email. Project managers somehow exist in a quantum state where they simultaneously create Gantt charts nobody reads while asking "can we just add this small feature?" three days before launch. The space-time continuum itself warps around their ability to schedule three overlapping meetings and still find time to ask why you're behind schedule.

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