When A Rockstar Programmer Becomes Manager...

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Future managers surrounded by AI robots, desperately hunting down poor Devin who pushed that production bug? Welcome to the dystopian future where git blame has evolved beyond finding the commit author—it now deploys an army of robots to hunt you down. The irony is palpable. We've created AI sophisticated enough to replace workers, yet management still needs to find a human scapegoat. Some traditions never die, even in 2030. Pro tip: Always commit under your coworker's name when pushing questionable code. Future survival depends on it.

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The server is LITERALLY ON FIRE, production is crashing harder than my dating life, and what are these developers doing? Having an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS over camelCase vs snake_case! 🙄 Meanwhile, that poor code reviewer is being torn apart, desperately trying to focus on the ACTUAL APOCALYPSE happening in production—you know, that tiny little infinite loop that's currently melting the server and making customers scream into the void. But sure, let's debate naming conventions while Rome burns! Priorities, people! PRIORITIES! 💅

The classic "rules for thee but not for me" situation. OpenAI's totally fine with hoovering up the entire internet to train ChatGPT, but when someone else does the same to them? Pure shocked Pikachu face. It's like getting mad at someone for copying your homework that you copied from the class genius. The irony is thicker than legacy code comments.