When A Rockstar Programmer Becomes Manager...

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When A Rockstar Programmer Becomes Manager...

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From coding superhero to PowerPoint prisoner. Nothing says "career advancement" like trading your IDE for endless meetings where you watch junior devs struggle with problems you could fix in 30 seconds. But hey, you've got a fancy title and slightly better coffee now! Your coding muscles atrophy while your calendar-tetris skills reach new heights. The true kryptonite wasn't some alien rock—it was the management promotion all along.

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