The UUID Inception Function

Code review Naming conventions Clean code Uuid Redundancy Variable naming Function parameters

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The UUID Inception Function

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Ah, the elegant art of naming variables. This function has achieved peak redundancy with a UUID parameter named uuid of type UUID that returns a UUID containing a UUID with the value uuid. It's like saying "I'd like to order an order of ordered orders, please." The compiler is probably in therapy now.

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