The Tragic Life Cycle Of A Programmer

Content Peter Ritchie peterritchie Follow MT: Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's C code and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error 13 RETWEETS 1,410 FAVORITES 926 QR 5:55 PM - 16 Nov 2014

Content Quantum Bogo Sort QuantumBogoSort a quantum sorting algorithm which can sort any list in O(1), using the "many worlds" interpretation of quantum mechanics It works as follows: 1. Quantumly randomise the list, such that there is no way of knowing what order the list is in until it is observed. This will divide the universe into O(n!) universes; however, the division has no cost, as it happens constantly anyway. 2. If the list is not sorted, destroy the universe. (This operation is left as an exercise to the reader.) 3. All remaining universes contain lists which are sorted.

Content If Full-Stack was a human

Ah, the classic "let's use a sledgehammer to kill a fly" approach. Every tech startup these days thinks they need machine learning to solve problems that could be handled with an if-statement and a cup of coffee. After 15 years in the industry, I've sat through countless pitch meetings where some bright-eyed founder explains how their revolutionary AI will disrupt the sandwich-ordering process. Meanwhile, their actual problem is that they can't figure out how to store user preferences in a database. The real kicker? When they finally implement their neural network to predict topping preferences, it works worse than random chance. But hey, at least they can put "AI-powered" in their pitch deck!

Content WERE LOOKING GOR SOMEONE AGE22-26 WITH 30-YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

Content WRITING WHOLE PROJECT AS STUDENT WRITING 10 LINES OF CODE AS SALARIED Enough For Today!