Thanks Grandma For The Accidental Linux Machine

Grandma heard you like "computer games" and bought you a Steam Deck thinking it's a new Nintendo! Now you've got a portable Linux machine that can run your entire Steam library, debug Docker containers, and maybe even finish that side project you've been avoiding. The best part? You can pretend you're playing games while secretly writing code in Vim. Grandparents accidentally turning their grandkids into terminal-loving power users since 2022.