Thanks Grandma For The Accidental Linux Machine

Content GitHub git Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. my young ass They're the same picture. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Pair brackets and auntes automaticallu Confirm entering Vim mode Vim mode is for efficient text editing but can be quite counter-intuitive. If you're not familiar with Vim, this option might make it look like Obsidian has stopped working. To verify that you know your way around Vim, please enter the command to quit Vim without saving below: Your answer Enter command... Let me enable Vim Cancel

Content 000 verizor 9:10 AM 000 Verizon 9:10 AM o verizon 9:10 AM 1 1 What do vou know about material design? Oct 19, 2016, 10:22 PM Enough to know that Blue 600 is Damn boy let me GIT some of that hex codes are hot So is java wouldn't mind giving you a unit test Oh don't tease me like that hope you're agile, be this just became a standup meeting Onlv if I can call vou CSS cause I like vour stvle girl let me gather vour requirements Tune a Message. Send I hope we can merge without any conflicts Let's do a pull request so we can commit and make it official call me scrum master cause I' find all vour use cases Do you approach your sprints in waterfalls because vou're making me wet the time and cost don't matter as long as I can scope out that ass Oct 19. 2016 11:12 PM Are vou enterprise architecture because like vour structure and how vou operate Tune a Message Send Oct 20, 2016, 7:52 AM fyi I'm sharing this convo with my coworkers Oh I'm 100 doing the same Oct 20. 2016. 8:27 AM hope you're ready to deploy this package Oct 20, 2016, 9:37 AM Wanna come over later because I got a few things I want to demo from my local Oct 20. 2016. 11:28 AM as long as vou can debua my performance Oct 20, 2016, 12:11 PM hopefully mv user experience leaves vou satisfied Tupe a Message. Send

Roller coasters? Child's play. Horror movies? Yawn. But watching that BIOS update progress bar crawl across your screen while your mouse and keyboard are COMPLETELY DISABLED? That's the kind of pure, unfiltered terror that makes your soul leave your body. You're sitting there, paralyzed, watching the percentage tick up at a glacial pace, knowing that if ANYTHING goes wrong—power outage, cosmic ray, angry cat stepping on the power button—your motherboard becomes a very expensive paperweight. No Ctrl+Z, no rollback, no "are you sure?" Just you, the BIOS gods, and the very real possibility of bricking your entire system. The warning literally says "Don't shutdown or restart" like it's holding your PC hostage. Because it IS. That roller coaster? Those people are having FUN. You? You're having an existential crisis wondering why you even clicked "update" in the first place.

Content Me running git blame' on who added this blatant vulnerability Me when he left the company three years ago

Content intern git: failed to push some refs to repository git push --force ProdrammerHumor.io