The Sweet Release Of Tab Closure

Content 11:05 AM ... 0.01Ks all Fido 3G Emergency calls only 51 X rShowerthoughts uScriptman777 9h Programming is like magic in fantasy, you start with simple spells and slowly learn how to create more and more complex and powerful ones. Some mages use this power for the good of people, some don't. 1.5k J 94 Share BEST COMMENTS hollowstriker 7h And when it works or didn't, we don't know why. Reply 193 TrancaDorada 4h And i always hear dumbledore in my head : "Just trust in magic, Harry". : Reply 2 more replies 44 Add a comment

Content HOW TO DELIVER A PROJECT IN 4 EASY STEPS STEP 1: AGREE TO DEADLINES WITHOUT CONSULTING THE TEAM THIS IS WE CAN DO IT IMPORTANT IN TWO WEEKS STEP 2: BREAK THE NEWS TO THE OVERLOADED TEAM WE NEED 2 MONTHS YOU HAVE 2 WEEKSI STEP 3: PUSH THE TEAM TO MEET THE DEADLINE PLEASE GET IT DONE OVER THE WEEKEND. workchronicles.com STEP 4: SHELVE THE PROJECT BECAUSE MANAGEMENT CHANGED ITS MIND NOW THIS IS WE CAN DO IT IMPORTANT IN TWO WEEKS Comics about work. Made with love lots of coffee. Hit the follow button to get the comics in your feed. Work Chronicles workchronicles.com

Ah, Jython. The programming language equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza and then setting the pizza on fire. One developer screams "It's Java!" while another insists "It's Python!" Then the horrifying truth emerges—it's both . The final panel reveals the unholy Java+Python hybrid logo, prompting the only reasonable response: complete disgust. Jython combines Java's verbosity with Python's indentation quirks—truly the software equivalent of wearing socks with sandals while also stepping in a puddle.

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That beautiful moment when your intern finally achieves their first production outage. You've taught them well—they've graduated from "works on my machine" to "oh god what have I done." The tears in your eyes aren't from sadness; they're from pride. Your padawan has learned that the real development environment is production, and the real testing happens when users start screaming. They're no longer just pushing code to staging and calling it a day. They've joined the ranks of developers who've had to write a postmortem at 2 PM on a Friday. Welcome to the club, kid. The on-call rotation is on the fridge.

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