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Remember when games fit on a 1.44MB floppy? Now Call of Duty is like that friend who keeps saying "just one more beer" but shows up to your house with a U-Haul full of storage requirements. At 105GB, SpongeBob thinks the madness has peaked, but Patrick knows better - slapping us with a 300GB reality check. Your SSD isn't crying, it's having a full-on existential crisis. And game developers are just sitting there like "What? It's just 4K textures of the same gun from 37 slightly different angles."

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When you're about to push code that might summon production demons, just amend your commit to add Claude from Anthropic as a co-author. Brilliant strategy, really. If everything explodes, you've got plausible deniability and an AI to blame. "Sorry boss, Claude approved this." It's like bringing a friend to a sketchy party—if things go south, at least you're not suffering alone. The command itself is a beautiful piece of Git sorcery that grabs your last commit message and lets you sneak in a co-author without actually editing anything. Distributed responsibility is the future of software engineering, folks. Why take the fall when you can share it with an LLM that can't be fired?