The Secret Language Of Version Numbers

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The Secret Language Of Version Numbers

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Finally, someone brave enough to decode the cryptic art of version numbering! The major version gets bumped when you're feeling particularly smug about your code. The minor version? That's just for the mundane Tuesday releases. But that patch number? That's where the bodies are buried—all those emergency fixes for bugs you swore didn't exist during code review. "No no, that 123 isn't a frantic weekend of hotfixes... it's a feature richness indicator." Sure, buddy. We all know the truth behind those triple-digit patches. It's basically a shame counter.

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