The Reluctant Technical Expert

Sales meetings Senior developer Corporate life Tech presentations Client meetings Overpromising Technical debt management

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The Reluctant Technical Expert

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Nothing says "I've made poor life choices" quite like being paraded around as the technical expert in a sales meeting. That grumpy cat is every developer who's been forced to wear the metaphorical bunny ears of client-facing responsibility. Your manager is gleefully showing you off like "Here's our senior developer who will make all these impossible promises come true!" Meanwhile, you're plotting the most elegant way to sabotage their LinkedIn profile later. The universal dev truth: code doesn't lie, but sales decks absolutely do.

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