The Reluctant Technical Expert

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When you inherit a codebase with zero documentation and the original developers have all left the company. The desperate hunt begins! You're not just looking for answers—you're on a full-blown archaeological expedition through commit histories and cryptic variable names. "What does fetchRustySpoon() even do and why does the entire payment system depend on it?!" The best part? Management expects you to add new features while you're still trying to figure out why everything is held together with duct tape and prayers.

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Ah yes, the classic "trying to look scary but accidentally looking like you've been debugging for 72 hours straight" scenario. The kid's exhausted expression, formal attire, and disheveled hair perfectly capture that "I've just deployed to production and everything is on fire" vibe that haunts every full-stack dev. The dark circles under the eyes really sell it - that's not makeup, that's the authentic "I've been juggling frontend frameworks, backend APIs, and database optimizations while surviving on nothing but coffee and despair" look. No Halloween costume can match the genuine horror of a dev during sprint deadline week.

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