The Programmer's Performance Anxiety

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The Programmer's Performance Anxiety

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The mysterious transformation that occurs when someone watches you code - suddenly your fingers turn into drunk octopus tentacles and your brain into lukewarm pudding. One minute you're gracefully ascending the staircase of programming logic, the next you're tripping over your own semicolons while your coworker/boss/client stares in growing disappointment. It's like your keyboard spontaneously remaps itself to Dvorak the moment anyone peeks over your shoulder. The programmer's version of stage fright - where even a simple "Hello World" becomes an existential crisis.

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