The Programmer's Performance Anxiety

The ultimate tech interview power move. Skip the résumé, just hack the interviewer's calendar. Bonus points for finding their salary spreadsheet while you're in there. When they ask about your "ethical hacking skills," just stare blankly and say "what ethics?"

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The eternal optimism of a programmer saying "I'll fix it in an hour" deserves your respect and silence, not your hourly check-ins. That bug they promised to squash? It's currently evolving into its final form while they're eight Stack Overflow tabs deep, questioning their career choices. Trust the process—or at least pretend to while they spiral through the five stages of debugging grief. The constant "Is it fixed yet?" messages just add psychological damage to their already fragile ego that's being crushed by a semicolon hiding somewhere in 3000 lines of code.

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