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When your code comments read like a hostage negotiation, you know you've been in the trenches too long. "Please don't change this to FindFirstChild, or else diddy will oil you up" is the kind of threat that makes HR nervous but perfectly captures the vibe of maintaining legacy code that's held together by prayers and duct tape.
The progression from existential dread ("OH MY GOD") to determination ("KEEP GOING") to whatever "OH YES DADDY" is supposed to mean shows a developer who's clearly lost their grip on reality somewhere around line 340. We've all been there—when you're deep in a refactor at 2 AM and the comments stop being documentation and start being a cry for help.
The fact that this is Roblox development makes it even better. Imagine explaining to your manager why your children's game platform code contains threats involving oil and Diddy. This is what happens when you give developers too much freedom and not enough code reviews.
