The New Pandemic: Vibe-Coding Gone Viral

That moment when your face physically contorts from the pain of reviewing an intern's code, only to discover HR wants to hire them permanently. It's like finding a production database with no backups and realizing the CTO thinks it's "innovative." The horror intensifies when you remember you'll be maintaining that spaghetti code long after the "vibe-coding" wunderkind has moved on to their next unsuspecting victim. The real pandemic isn't viral—it's nested ternary operators with no comments!