The New Pandemic: Vibe-Coding Gone Viral

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The eternal interrogation room of software development. One developer asking about "future refactoring" is basically code for "we know this is terrible but we're shipping it anyway." It's that awkward moment when everyone silently acknowledges the technical debt being created, but nobody wants to be the one to delay the sprint. The code smells so bad it needs an interrogation room to confess its crimes, but hey—we'll fix it "next sprint" (narrator: they never did).

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The passive-aggressive Bugs Bunny perfectly encapsulates the C++ developer's nightmare. You spend hours configuring build systems only to hit the dreaded "documentation not found" error when you actually need help. It's like CMake is saying "I could tell you how to fix this, but where's the fun in that?" The best part of using CMake is telling everyone how much you hate using CMake.