The Jekyll And Hyde Of Programming: Regex

When you've been writing code for more than five minutes, you develop strong opinions about loop syntax. Python's clean for item in list: brings pure serenity. JavaScript's modern for (let item of list) and C++'s elegant for (auto& item : list) also get a nod of approval. But PHP's foreach ($list as $item) ? That backwards syntax where the collection comes before the variable just feels... wrong. It's like reading a sentence in Yoda's voice. The dollar signs everywhere don't help either. Sure, it works fine, but so does a rusty spoon as a screwdriver. Every language has that one syntax decision that makes you wonder what the designers were thinking during that meeting.

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