The Jekyll And Hyde Of Programming: Regex

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Content The Developer vishal7arya Debugging is like an onion There are multiple layers to it, the more you peel them back, the more likely you're gonna start crying at inappropriate times.

The classic developer time warp! You spend your entire day helping teammates debug their issues, answering questions, and reviewing their code. "Just a quick look," they said. Four hours later, you've fixed everyone's problems except your own. Then suddenly you look up and... wait, it's dark outside?! Where did the day go? That bug ticket you were supposed to fix is still sitting there, untouched since morning standup. And now you have two options: go home defeated or stay late and become the office cryptid that maintenance keeps finding coffee mugs from.

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Content Sometimes my code is like this. Don't know, what it does But i am scared to delete.

When someone asks if you're a "full stack" developer and you show them your scientific computing code with nested loops six levels deep. That's not what "full stack" means, but hey, the stack trace when this bad boy crashes will definitely be full! Those nested do loops are giving me anxiety just looking at them. The complexity is through the roof with all those orbital mesh calculations. Who needs clean architecture when you can just nest another loop and call it a day? The person who has to maintain this monstrosity is probably updating their resume right now.