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When you try to make your nephew look scary and undead but accidentally dress him in business casual with a tie and vest. Congratulations, he now knows three JavaScript frameworks, two CSS preprocessors, and can argue about microservices architecture for hours. The kid's probably already got opinions on Docker vs Kubernetes and hasn't even lost all his baby teeth yet. Nothing says "I eat brains" quite like someone who can work with both MongoDB and PostgreSQL while maintaining a React frontend. The real horror is that he's probably already been asked if he knows blockchain in a job interview.

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