The Immortal Tech Survivors

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Ah, the "productivity tool" that's just sharp enough to slice through your will to live but not quite sharp enough to actually help you code faster. Management's idea of innovation is handing developers a knife when what they really need is time and proper requirements. But hey, at least now you can efficiently cut through the mounting pile of technical debt while simultaneously stabbing your productivity in the back!

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The CS grad showing up to the party like a socially awkward wizard because nobody at school taught them the real interview skills. While everyone's socializing, they're silently judging people for not grinding LeetCode. Fun fact: some companies are actually moving away from algorithm puzzles because they realized real-world programming is more about dealing with legacy code and crying in the bathroom than inverting binary trees.

Someone just wrote a Python loop that prints "hip hip" and "hooray" alternately and called it "amazing." That's the coding equivalent of discovering fire in 2023. The code increments a counter and checks if it's odd or even - printing "hip hip" for odd numbers and "hooray" for even ones. The real kicker? The variable 'n' isn't even initialized before they start adding to it. Absolute madlad behavior. Seven years of coding experience and I'm still waiting for my "amazing" badge for writing a basic if-else statement.