Corporate survival Memes

The legendary Senior Developer—an armored knight impervious to the arrows of corporate chaos. While managers whine about velocity, customers rage, and deadlines whoosh by, this battle-hardened veteran just smiles and reassures the terrified Junior Dev that everything is fine. It's the tech industry's greatest illusion: pretending you're not being stabbed by a thousand project management arrows while mentoring someone who has no idea what fresh hell awaits them. That encouraging "Nice PR" is basically saying "Welcome to the thunderdome, kid—I've just grown numb to the pain."