The Hello World Certification

linkedin Job hunting Imposter syndrome Gatekeeping Hello world Tutorial hell Resume padding Skill inflation

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The Hello World Certification

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The bar is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. Front-end dev says don't put a language on your resume after a 15-minute tutorial, and someone replies "at least wait until you've written hello world." That's like saying "don't call yourself a chef until you've successfully boiled water." The gatekeeping is real, folks, but so is the imposter syndrome that makes us think we're React developers after watching half a YouTube video.

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