The Hackathon Team Starter Pack

Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit People: what is your job? Me: I'm a software engineer People: Oh, nice job. You're smart. 1 wish I could do that too, but I'm not smart enough. me on Google: how do I import my CSS file into HTML?, how I center the FB icon on my webpage?

When you realize that actual spiders are the only creatures on the planet who get excited to find bugs in their web... while the rest of us frontend devs are having existential crises over that one pixel misalignment in Safari. The irony is painful. Nature's web developers have their priorities straight—they literally HUNT for bugs while we hide from them. Next sprint planning I'm just going to say "Sorry, can't fix that bug, I'm not biologically programmed like a spider."

Content OH, SO YOU'RE A PROGRAMMER? RECITE THE ALPHABET IN BINARY

Forget personality tests based on birth months—real web developers judge you by which scrollbar you grew up coding with. That 1998 slider hits different—perfect balance of chunky usability and early web aesthetics. Meanwhile, 2012's barely-there minimalist approach is basically a UI designer whispering "figure it out yourself." Each era represents a distinct chapter in the book of "Things Users Hate But Designers Keep Changing Anyway." I've implemented all six, and let me tell you, nothing triggers more heated Slack arguments than scrollbar design. The evolution from functional to invisible perfectly mirrors my career trajectory from "helpful developer" to "dead inside but with better CSS skills."

Content Al can be helpful to programmers You can create simple apps with Al even if you don't know coding There is no need to learn programming because Al can make anything for you Al will completely replace programmers while

Content When you're on the bench, and you notice your supervisor added an unexpected 15min 1on1 meeting for tomorrow