Nothing I Do Has Any Effect

Programmer life Function calls Facepalm Debugging hell Wasted time Code errors Self-facepalm

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Nothing I Do Has Any Effect

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of spending an ENTIRE HOUR hunting for some mystical bug that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST! 😱 There you are, frantically adding print statements, checking variable values, questioning your entire career choice... only to realize you wrote this BEAUTIFUL function but never actually CALLED IT! It's like baking the world's most perfect cake and then just staring at it through the oven window. The sheer AUDACITY of our own brains to betray us like this! This is why programmers need therapy. And coffee. Mostly coffee.

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