The Future Is Now Old Man

Technical debt Code quality Modern development Efficiency C sharp Vibe coding Orly Hope driven development

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The Future Is Now Old Man

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Ah, the modern approach to programming: just vibing and hoping the code works. The ostrich perfectly represents how we now debug – head not buried in sand, but held high with unearned confidence. Meanwhile, "C. Sharp" signs off on this masterpiece while "O RLY?" sits in the corner questioning our life choices. Remember when we used to actually understand our code? Yeah, me neither. Efficiency is now measured by how chill you look while your production server burns.

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