The Future Is Now Old Man

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Python swoops in like a superhero with its magical one-liner a = int(input()) while Java is over there TORTURING DEVELOPERS with its ceremonial three-line ritual just to get a freaking number! Sweet mercy! It's like comparing ordering takeout to performing a full Thanksgiving dinner from scratch. Python's all "here's your input, enjoy!" and Java's like "FIRST YOU MUST IMPORT THE ANCIENT SCROLLS, THEN SUMMON THE SCANNER DEMON, AND FINALLY EXTRACT THE INTEGER FROM THE VOID." No wonder Python developers are smiling while Java devs look like they've seen unspeakable horrors in the abyss of verbosity!

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That look when a junior dev tries the "asking for a friend" approach after pushing their API keys to GitHub. The senior's face says it all: "I know what you did, and now we're both having a terrible day." The real question isn't how to remove it—it's how many services you need to rotate keys for before the CEO finds out about the $20K AWS bill from the crypto miners who found it first.