when you check commits to see who wrote shitty code

Nothing says "bug-free code" like having four military officials with notepads watching your every keystroke. That developer's sweating bullets harder than a junior dev during their first code review. The ultimate "works on my machine" scenario - because nobody dares say otherwise when the boss is literally standing over your shoulder ready to "document" any failures. Talk about extreme pair programming!

Content DO YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME? Things Of Interest Blog Suicide Linux 2009-02-02 by qntm You know how sometimes if you mistype a filename in Bash, it corrects your spelling and runs the command anyway? Such as when changing directory, or opening a file. I have invented Suicide Linux. Any time - any time - you type any remotely incorrect command, the interpreter creatively resolves it into rm -rf and wipes your hard drive. It's a game. Like walking a tightrope. You have to see how long you can continue to use the operating system before losing all your data. ProdrammerHumor in

Content Guys helping other guys to code vs. Guys helping a girl to code

The perfect emergency exit doesn't exi-- Oh wait, it's Esc + : + q + ! + Enter . For the uninitiated, that's the Vim command sequence to force-quit without saving changes - the digital equivalent of pulling the fire alarm and running. The number of developers trapped in Vim since 1991 remains classified information, but legend says their desperate keyboard mashing can be heard on quiet nights.

Content AT LAST! THE SWORD OF TRUTH! BLINK SWORD OF TRUTH! GIVE ME YOUR WISDOM BL COMIC SWORDSCOMIC YOU CAME ON THIS NEW PROJECT TO AVOID CONFRONTING YOUR PROBLEMS waTH you? Legacy MONOLITH SVENINFRAMES

Content How Dot close VIM 2 vest so