Interview process Memes

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of job hunting in tech! 😭 First panel: You submit your resume and MIRACULOUSLY get shortlisted! *gasp* But then comes the BRUTAL GAUNTLET OF DOOM - three separate interviews where you're basically performing circus tricks while reciting algorithms backward in Sanskrit! And just when you think you've survived this hellscape of technical questions and "where do you see yourself in 5 years" nonsense, BAM! 💥 The rake of rejection smacks you right in the face! Your dreams? CRUSHED. Your spirit? BROKEN. Your will to ever apply again? NONEXISTENT. The tech interview process isn't a marathon, it's a psychological warfare experiment designed by sadists who probably can't even center a div without Stack Overflow!

The modern tech hiring process in a nutshell. Companies expect you to perform like a circus animal through endless assessments and interviews, then act shocked when talent goes elsewhere. Nothing triggers HR quite like a candidate who values their time and knows their worth. That blood-curdling scream is the sound of recruiters realizing they can't torture candidates with their six-week interview process anymore. Remember kids: companies that respect you from the start are usually the ones worth working for. The rest just want to see how much abuse you'll tolerate before you're even hired.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of tech interviews in one perfect image! 😭 You spend WEEKS mastering how to trace an umbrella for the technical test, only to face the NIGHTMARE of carving intricate fractals during the interview. Then you get the job and what do they have you do? Draw a TRIANGLE. A LITERAL TRIANGLE. The tech industry is GASLIGHTING us, sweetie! We're out here solving theoretical binary tree inversions while the actual job is updating button colors and restarting servers. The AUDACITY! 💅