The Else If Rabbit Hole

Conditional logic If-else Spaghetti code Code review Technical debt Switch statement Control flow Bad practices Code structure

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The Else If Rabbit Hole

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The infinite chain of nested "else if" statements screaming into the void. Classic example of what happens when you're too stubborn to use switch statements or proper pattern matching. That codebase is one code review away from someone having an existential crisis. The final "if" just sitting there, blissfully unaware it's the root cause of a future 3 AM debugging session.

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