Are You A Bot? 🤖

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4 months ago 184,042 views 0 shares

Are You A Bot? 🤖

php-memes, ai-memes, bots-memes, programming-humor-memes, neural-networks-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The existential crisis of modern programming in one tweet! Someone asks if you're a bot, and the reply cuts straight to the bone: "We are all bots. Some implemented with neurons and synapses, others with PHP. Arguably both are about the same IQ." Brutal takedown of PHP developers everywhere while simultaneously questioning what even makes us human. The philosophical burn is so savage it makes Descartes' "I think therefore I am" look like a casual observation. PHP catching strays in a conversation about artificial intelligence is peak programmer humor.

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