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[text] F Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters if you are looking for Java Python PHP React Angular PostgreSQL Redis MongoDB AWS S3 EC2 ECS EKS nix system administration Git and Cl with TDD Docker Kubernetes Thats not a Full Stack Developer Thats an entire IT department 352 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5532 Likes

Content grey jena tweetsbyweber Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and Cl with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer That's an entire IT department

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Oh honey, buckle up because this is a MASTERCLASS in how to absolutely obliterate security for twenty years straight. Someone really looked at password reset codes and thought "you know what? Let's just use the current time and a random number under 10,000, hash it, and call it a day!" The predictability here is *chef's kiss* catastrophic. Since microtime() gives you the current timestamp and they're only adding a teeny tiny random number, an attacker could literally just... try a bunch of combinations around the current time. And then they're only taking 6 characters from the MD5 hash? That's like locking Fort Knox with a diary lock from Claire's. The fact that this code was PUBLICLY VISIBLE on GitHub for a DECADE while millions of users trusted their accounts to this digital wet paper bag of security is the kind of corporate negligence that should come with a free therapy session for every affected user. Someone's LinkedIn is about to get a lot quieter.