The Ultimate Developer Fantasy

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The Ultimate Developer Fantasy

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute FANTASY of code working perfectly on the first try! 😱 I'm literally DYING at how this person basically described the unicorn of programming experiences! Writing code that compiles without errors and runs without bugs on the first attempt?! That's not just better than sex, honey, that's a mythological experience that would make programmers question reality itself! The second commenter's reaction is just *chef's kiss* - because let's be real, the only appropriate response to such an impossible dream is spontaneous euphoria. We'd all need a cigarette after experiencing such perfection. 💅

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