The Quantum Debugging Paradox

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Programming is like a "choose your own adventure game" except every path leads you to a StackOverflow question from 2013 describing the same bug, with no answer.

The classic developer dismissal cycle in its natural habitat. First dev smugly declares "sounds like a skill issue tbh" - the universal code for "your problem is you, not the code." Two weeks later, karma strikes when they hit the exact same wall and suddenly it's "wait no it doesn't work for me either." Nothing humbles a programmer faster than having to eat their own snarky comments when facing the same bug they previously mocked. The circle of dev life is complete.

The dictionary definition we all secretly wish was printed in Webster's. After 15 years in the trenches, I can confirm this is exactly what happens in every client meeting: Client: "We need a simple website." Me: *builds website* Client: "Why can't it also predict stock market trends and make coffee?" The "wizard/magician" reference is spot on. I've literally been asked if I can "just hack" into systems before. No Karen, that's called a felony, not a feature request.

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Content Days before OpenAI Developer coding - 2 hours Days after OpenAI ChatGPT generates Codes - 5 min Developer debugging - 6 hours Developer debugging - 24 hours

Content Hey you goin' to sleep? Yes, now shut up I think I figured out how to debug your program