The Quantum Debugging Paradox

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The Quantum Debugging Paradox

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The universal debugging strategy: code breaks, add a comment that changes absolutely nothing, suddenly works. That moment of existential dread when you realize you're not actually in control of your own code. The compiler is just letting you think you are. Quantum debugging - where observing the problem fixes it, but you'll never know why. Just back away slowly and don't make eye contact with the codebase.

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