The Developer's Moving Priorities

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The Developer's Moving Priorities

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Family: "Prioritize the essentials when moving."

Developers: *sets up computer in completely empty house*

Let's be honest, who needs furniture when you have Wi-Fi and a functioning development environment? The bed can wait—those pull requests won't review themselves. Nothing says "I've got my priorities straight" quite like debugging code while sitting cross-legged on hardwood floors. Furniture is just decoration for the space between you and your precious machine.

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