OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of that one ugly class to EXIST in my codebase! 💅 Here I am, innocently reaching for the finish line of my side project when suddenly—GASP—I spot that monstrosity of a class with its disgusting variable names and spaghetti logic! And what do I do? OBVIOUSLY the only reasonable response is to BURN THE ENTIRE PROJECT TO THE GROUND and rebuild it from scratch! Who cares about actually finishing things when your code can be BEAUTIFUL? Sleep is for the weak, and deadlines are merely suggestions when there's refactoring to be done! That dopamine hit from perfect code is worth sacrificing WEEKS of progress, darling!
Chronic Refactorer
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