The Cryptic Comment Conundrum

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The Cryptic Comment Conundrum

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The infamous "CAT" comment strikes again! Nothing quite says "I spent 3 hours debugging this function" like a random variable named "cat" with zero explanation. Is it a Counter Accumulation Total? Concatenated Array Tracker? Or just the developer's feline friend walking across the keyboard at a crucial moment? The world may never know, but that single word will haunt the next developer for eternity. The best part? The author probably thought it was perfectly self-explanatory.

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