The Clipboard Catastrophe

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The Clipboard Catastrophe

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THE ABSOLUTE HORROR of realizing you just overwrote that genius algorithm you spent 3 hours perfecting with some random Stack Overflow snippet! 😱 Your brain, that pink blob of betrayal, waited until AFTER you hit Ctrl+V to remind you. And now your masterpiece is gone forever, floating in the digital void, replaced by someone else's mediocre solution that probably doesn't even work. The clipboard - that fleeting, single-slot memory bank - has claimed yet another victim! The silent scream in the last panel is the sound of your soul leaving your body.

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