The Clipboard Catastrophe

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That moment when your "I'll figure it out as I go" approach spectacularly backfires. We've all been there—hacking together code at 2 AM, fueled by energy drinks and hubris, thinking "this feels right" without a single unit test in sight. The technical debt collectors always come knocking eventually. And just like this wall, your codebase won't magically straighten itself out. The fix is never "later"—it's "now plus overtime plus three emergency meetings." Remember kids: documentation isn't optional, and neither is architecture planning. But we'll all do it again next sprint anyway.

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The ultimate power trip isn't becoming CEO—it's being the sole developer on your own repository. Nothing quite matches the thrill of creating a pull request, switching accounts, and giving yourself a glowing review before smashing that merge button. "Excellent code, me. Very clean implementation." Who needs code reviews when you can have a meaningful conversation with yourself? It's basically the software development equivalent of giving yourself a medal... while nobody's watching.