The Circle Of Programming Life

The eternal gambler's fallacy of AI development! Just like poker addicts who swear they'll quit right before hitting the jackpot, developers keep throwing prompt after prompt at LLMs, convinced the next one will magically produce perfect code. "Just one more prompt and this system will work flawlessly!" Meanwhile, the technical debt chips keep stacking up, and the house (reality) always wins. The true irony? We're all sitting at this table pretending "vibe coding" with AI is somehow more sophisticated than randomly drawing cards from a deck.

The bell curve of programming wisdom strikes again! We've got the rare intellectual specimens on both ends (14%) who actually write meaningful comments to document their thought process, while the mediocre majority (34% + 34%) proudly proclaim "my code is self-documenting!!" with that smug face we all know too well. It's the perfect illustration of the Dunning-Kruger effect in coding practices. The beginners and masters understand the value of good documentation, while the dangerous middle-grounders think their spaghetti mess speaks for itself. Spoiler alert: Future You will have no idea what Past You was thinking when debugging at 2 AM six months from now.

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