The Circle Of Programming Life

Content ebd2 commented yesterday solvaholic: Sorry I missed your comment of many months ago. I no longer build software; I now make furniture out of wood. The hours are long, the pay sucks, and there's always the opportunity to remove my finger with a table saw, but nobody asks me if I can add an RSS feed to a DBMS, so there's that :)

Someone's job security strategy is absolutely chef's kiss . Instead of writing clean, maintainable code, they've created a function that always returns 2, labeled it as "job security," and then made two helper functions that literally copy memory addresses to change the return value. Nothing says "I'll never be fired" like writing code that only you understand and using memcpy() to overwrite function implementations instead of, you know, just changing the original function. Because why write one line of code when you can write twenty that require a hazmat suit to maintain? Bonus points for the "NEVER call this function" comments that scream "I'm the only one who knows which landmines not to step on." Pure evil genius at work here.

Content "UGH.I CAN'T GET ANY WORK DONE UNTIL FIX THIS BUG 5 MiNUTES SIR LATER AWE OGIKED THE BUG. LOOKS LIKE UM DONE COB THE DAY ProgrammerHumor.

Two stone figures climbing opposite sides of the same staircase, destined to never meet – just like those poor elements in your array during a bidirectional search. They're working so hard, climbing step by step, comparing values, only to pass each other in the night. Classic algorithm heartbreak. Next time just use a hash table and save yourself the medieval architecture tour.

Content User Device: "Hello, I would like to hear a bluetooth joke. 6 minutes of pairing Bluetooth Device: no the rest

Content Why do you need a giant spoiler if the max speed your car is capable of is 70 Yo so I understand blocking out the license plate... but why the miles ? 2h to protect my car from being hacked 2h I'm curious how your car can get hacked by the mileage? Serious question not being a smart 2h Cars have antennas which send out 5g radio signals. Hackers use these signals to verify the odometer on your car and then backlog your IP address to your house to steal your personal info. I thought this was common sense.