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Content Jeremy Padawer JeremyC... 17 Oct 20 Poorly explain what you do for a living. 22.2K 27 37.5K 22K Comfortably Numb YGalanter Replying to JeremyCom I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen. 9:12 AM 18 Oct 20 TweetDeck

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Oh. My. GOD. The sheer ARISTOCRACY of C++ developers thinking that 100 nanoseconds is something to brag about! 💅 Honey, that's 0.0000001 seconds. You can't even BLINK that fast, yet here they are strutting around like Victorian nobility who just optimized the queen's favorite algorithm. The AUDACITY! Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are just happy if their website loads before the heat death of the universe. And Python folks? They're over in the corner eating cake with readable code that runs sometime this century. But C++ royalty must have their nanosecond optimization parties. *dramatic hair flip*

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