Fix Something In Css

css Position-absolute Flexbox Web-design Css-hell Div-soup

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Fix Something In Css

css-memes, frontend-memes, webdev-memes, position-absolute-memes, flexbox-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

This is what happens when you use position: absolute on everything and refuse to learn Flexbox. That building is basically what your webpage looks like after you've spent 30 minutes randomly adjusting CSS values by single pixels, hoping something magically aligns. The architect clearly used !important way too many times and then just shipped it anyway. Classic "it works on my machine" energy right there. The windows are like divs that escaped their container and now live wherever they want - complete CSS anarchy. This is why senior devs drink.

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