The Perfect Equality Failure

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Content Orange wdyabm Replying to hankgreen I hope these "scientists" like neiltyson realize that as they develop bigger and bigger lenses to peer at the universe, they are forcing "nature" i.e. The Simulation to render more and more content. If they crash the system, the universe disappears. But, carry on. g 2:16 AM : 71122 Twitter for Android 11 Retweets 11 Ouote Tweets 208 Likes 17

Look at this poor, emaciated HashMap cow being MILKED TO DEATH by this cheerful LeetCode farmer! 💀 The absolute AUDACITY! While the rest of the programming world has moved on to fancy data structures, this person is still greeting their HashMap like it's their only friend in the coding universe! "Good mor-ning sunshine!" SERIOUSLY?! It's like watching someone use the same hammer for EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM because they once successfully hit a nail with it. HashMap for this, HashMap for that—what's next, HashMap to calculate rocket trajectories?! The rest of us are over here with our balanced trees, graphs, and priority queues crying in the corner!

The eternal dilemma of function design perfectly illustrated on an IQ bell curve. The low-IQ crowd (0.1%) and high-IQ geniuses (0.1%) agree: "Just add a new function." Meanwhile, the average devs (34%) in the middle are sweating bullets, desperately clinging to their sacred principle of code reuse: "NO WE SHOULD ADD ANOTHER PARAMETER AND REUSE CODE!" It's the horseshoe theory of programming - both extremes of the intelligence spectrum somehow reach the same conclusion while the "well-actually" crowd in the middle is busy creating those monstrous functions with 17 optional parameters, 9 of which are booleans. And they wonder why nobody wants to maintain their code...

Content Brevity is the soul of wit Make the code as short as possible. Show how smart you are. Let subtle language features guide you. For instance, take a look at this ternary operator '?' : 1 taken from a well-known javascript library 2 i i? i 0? Math.max(0, len i) : i: 0; Cool, right? If you write like that, a developer who comes across this line and tries to understand what is the value of i is going to have a merry time. Then come to you, seeking for an answer. One-letter variables Another way to code shorter is to use single-letter variable names everywhere. Like a, b or c. A short variable disappears in the code like a real ninia in the forest. No one will be able to find it using "search" of the editor. And even if someone does, they won't be able to "decipher" what the name a or b means. Soar high. Be abstract. While choosing a name try to use the most abstract word. Like obj, data, value, item, elem and so on. The ideal name for a variable is data . Use it everywhere you can. Indeed, every variable holds data, right? ProarammerHumor.io