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Content Assembly developers be like if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, vou must first invent the universe.

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Content One morning you wake up find out you have access to God's developer console. What's the first thing you do with this power? Discussion 154 1 479 1, Share BEST COMMENTS Ilikeforks 5h hehe3301 7h sudo rm -rf oceans contents .plastic sudo rm -rf people . cancer sudo rm -rf viruseshuman. std sudo mv magic.disabled magic

The perfect metaphor for the Vim user in every dev team. While everyone else is silently mourning the death of simplicity in text editors, that one developer just has to announce their undying loyalty to Vim. It's like a funeral for normal editing workflows, and the Vim enthusiast still can't resist the urge to tell everyone about their 47 custom keybindings and how they can delete a word with "diw" faster than you can reach for your mouse. The coffin might as well contain the remains of productive team discussions that don't devolve into editor wars.