The App Idea Ambush

Checking if your "universally unique identifier" is actually unique by comparing it to a database of other UUIDs is like asking if your fingerprints are unique by pressing them against everyone else's fingers. The whole point of UUIDs is that they're generated to be mathematically unique without needing to check a central registry. With 2^128 possible combinations, you have better odds of winning the lottery while being struck by lightning... twice... on Mars.

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Ever been deep in debugging hell when a PM leans over your shoulder and says "have you tried restarting it?" That's this meme in a nutshell. The big Spider-Man represents developers actually doing the hard work of tracking down and fixing bugs - you know, the people who understand memory leaks aren't fixed with duct tape. Meanwhile, the tiny Spider-Man is every project manager and designer who's "helping" by suggesting you change the button color or asking if you've checked Stack Overflow. Sure buddy, I'll add that to my Jira backlog right after I finish untangling this spaghetti code someone wrote five years ago and documented with "// magic, don't touch."

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Content When you start coding in a new language without reading the documentation