The App Idea Ambush

App idea Developer life startup Friends Exposure Equity Technical consultant Social awkwardness Side hustle Unsolicited ideas

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The App Idea Ambush

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Nothing ruins a casual catch-up faster than the dreaded "So I have this app idea..." moment. It's that special hell where you're suddenly trapped between honesty ("your idea already exists in 47 different apps") and friendship ("sounds revolutionary, buddy!"). Every developer knows the pain of becoming an impromptu technical consultant the moment someone discovers what you do for a living. The worst part? They always think their idea is worth billions, but the payment offer is "exposure" and "equity" in their non-existent startup. Next time, just say you're a professional mime.

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