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That's What We Do

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The most honest job description in tech history. When non-tech people ask what we do, we could explain microservices, algorithms, and frameworks... or just admit we're glorified computer whisperers with a success rate that's embarrassingly variable. The "sometimes they listen" part hits harder than a production bug on Friday afternoon. It's basically our entire career condensed into nine perfect words—we write incantations and pray the silicon gods are in a good mood today.

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