That's What We Do

Content When you write alot of code without testing, and once you do it works flawlessly It's quiet. Too quiet. ProgrammerHumor.

Senior devs handing you a bottle of "Hard to swallow pills" only to reveal that "REGEX IS NOT THAT COMPLICATED. YOU ARE JUST STUPID." is the programming equivalent of gaslighting. Sure, and I suppose ^(?=.*[A-Za-z])(?=.*\d)[A-Za-z\d]{8,}$ is just light bedtime reading? Nothing says "I'm intellectually superior" like pretending that hieroglyphics designed by sadists with keyboard Tourette's is actually simple. Next they'll tell us that CSS centering is intuitive and JavaScript promises are straightforward.

Content 11:16 6 8 1 8 9 8 NM PA 10:47 0 5 9 1 9 rembedded uSheepherder-Optimal Now Anyone else silently horrified watching higher level software engineers converting binary first to decimal, and then to hexadecimal using a calculator? complete silence I don't sav anvthing but I WANT TO DRAG THEM INTO MY EMBEDDED DUNGEON AND TEACH THEM WHAT HEXADECIMAL IS THERE FOR That's all Add a comment

The evolution of image protection from amateur hour to galaxy brain: First stage: "Let's disable right-click!" - the digital equivalent of putting a 'Do Not Touch' sign on a cookie jar. Cute. Second stage: "I'll detect dev tools!" Because surely no one would ever use a second device to take a photo of their screen. Revolutionary thinking there. Third stage: The convoluted PNG-video-DRM-EME pipeline. Six meetings, three sprints, and a product manager's career highlight to implement. Final stage: The ultimate overkill - capturing user clicks to dynamically regenerate encrypted frames. Because nothing says "reasonable solution" like burning a server farm to protect your stock photos. Meanwhile, users just press Print Screen and move on with their lives.

Content 0 0 all 10:36 AM tell me a joke Ok, here you go: I love the Guggenheim Museum, but I wish the architect hadn't cut so many corners I don't understand that joke My sense of humor is still in alpha Hopefully soon it'll get beta Try again What can you do?

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