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When your CSS is so fancy it looks like you're drafting historical documents instead of building a website. That cursive font-family stack with "Papyrus" at the front is basically a crime against humanity. Nothing says "I take myself very seriously as a developer" like coding with a font that belongs on a wedding invitation. The real declaration of independence here is freedom from readability and debugging sanity.

When your relatives discover you "work with computers," you become the default IT support. The sheer frustration of explaining that their laptop freezing has nothing to do with Amazon Web Services being down is a special kind of pain. It's like trying to convince someone that their toaster isn't working because NASA's satellite is offline. The blank stare you get in return is the universal signal that they've mentally filed your explanation under "techno-babble excuses" while still expecting you to fix their 10-year-old malware-infested machine.