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AI: Expectations Vs. Reality
AI Algorithms Programming Debugging
10 days ago 99.8K views 0 shares
AI: Expectations Vs. Reality
First panel: AI reaching for a beautiful painting on the wall, representing our dreams of intelligent systems creating magnificent art. Second panel: Reality hits with a wall of if(){} statements. That's right folks, behind the curtain of every "AI" product your CEO is hyping up is just a glorified chain of conditional logic some poor dev had to write at 1 AM while questioning their career choices. Seven years of computer science education to write if(user_says_hello) return "Hello there!" but with better variable names.

That's What We Do
Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 114.6K views 0 shares
That's What We Do
The most honest job description in tech history. When non-tech people ask what we do, we could explain microservices, algorithms, and frameworks... or just admit we're glorified computer whisperers with a success rate that's embarrassingly variable. The "sometimes they listen" part hits harder than a production bug on Friday afternoon. It's basically our entire career condensed into nine perfect words—we write incantations and pray the silicon gods are in a good mood today.

I Just Keep Googling Stuff And It Keeps Working
Programming AI Webdev StackOverflow Debugging
1 month ago 101.9K views 1 shares
I Just Keep Googling Stuff And It Keeps Working
The secret sauce of modern development revealed! When asked about becoming a coder, the honest answer isn't four years of computer science or mastering algorithms—it's just endlessly Googling error messages until something magically works. The uncomfortable truth is that 90% of our "expertise" is knowing exactly what to search for and which Stack Overflow answer to copy-paste. ChatGPT is just Google with extra steps and fewer captchas asking us to identify traffic lights.