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The software development lifecycle in its purest form. First they want you to code it. Then distribute it. Then "improve the quality." And finally, the inevitable descent into debugging hell where your name echoes through the office like a cursed mantra. The comic perfectly captures that moment when you realize your beautiful creation has transformed into a bug-infested nightmare that only you can fix. Welcome to the ninth circle of developer hell – where the only thing more infinite than the bugs is the expectation that you'll fix them all by yesterday.

Just another Tuesday in DevOps. You're casually sipping coffee, testing a new rate limiter in what you thought was the staging environment. Then you realize you typed 10.0.1.5 instead of 10.0.1.6 and suddenly the entire company Slack is lighting up with alerts. Production is down, customers are screaming, and your coffee is now being violently expelled from your body as pure adrenaline takes over. The best part? You'll get to explain this in the post-mortem tomorrow while the CTO stares directly into your soul.

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