Still my favorite programming joke

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Content Dan grapplingdev 18h The most bizarre coding interview I've ever done was at Facebook when as usual I asked a candidate to write in any language of their choice... And they nonchalantly said "I'll write it in Redstone", to which I almost let loose a chuckle until...

Content POV: Your last day at work featureextraction.py X featureextraction.py ... 1 import tensorflow as sns 2 import numpy as tf 3 import pandas as np 4 import matplotlib.pyplot as pd 5 import seaborn as plt 6

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Content 1 in 5 teenagers will experiment with computer science. "Do you want to end up a web designer like your sister? "First you're writing "hello world" Then it's full on time complexity analys m, I was just looking that up watching you dad I learned computer science from friend Know the risks....

Content rShowerthoughts. Posted by JOIN uThe Bratheist 8 hours ago If we all agreed to it, we could live in the year 3,000. 4 22.7k J 523 Comments