Marketers Memes

The perfect recipe for a startup: take one developer who writes code like they're blindfolded typing with oven mitts, add a marketer whose entire strategy is "make the logo bigger," and voilà! You've got yourself a company valued at $10M pre-revenue. It's the blind leading the blind into a Series A funding round. The handshake represents that magical moment when two people who have absolutely no idea what they're doing decide they should definitely do it together—and somehow convince venture capitalists to throw money at them. The real miracle is that this partnership occasionally creates unicorns. The tech industry: where incompetence meets incompetence and somehow equals disruption.

The perfect storm of tech startup dysfunction! Two muscular figures shake hands, representing the unholy alliance between "Engineers who can't code" and "Marketers who can't market" - creating the ultimate "Vibe Startup." It's like building a rocket ship where nobody knows aerospace engineering but everyone's really enthusiastic about space. These companies somehow raise millions on buzzwords and good energy alone. The codebase is just Stack Overflow snippets held together with hopes and prayers, while the marketing strategy consists entirely of posting motivational quotes on LinkedIn. But hey, the office has kombucha on tap and a ping-pong table, so obviously they're the next unicorn!