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Content When my manager asks if I know the person that's responsible for the shitty code thethakursahab Well, of course I know him. He's me.

Content 4 - Oniketojen 851 points 11 hours ago Guy before me wrote a script to save a solid 45 minutes of time and my old boss hated it and refuses to let us use it. Unfortunately everything was time stamped so if it was 15 tasks checked off done in 1 or 2 seconds youd know. I dont know why my company is so against automation in some portions of the job. Derma ink source embed save save-RES darent report give award repy hide child comments 4 - SaintDiam 1116 points 11 hours ago Rewrite the script and put in random time delays between tasks. permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments -1 machstem 499 points 11 hours ago wait 360 permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments 4 - Crump3txxix 390 points 11 hours ago Add a random in there so the times arent exactly on the same interval permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give award reply hide child comments - SaintDiam 579 points 10 hours ago Fetch the current coordinates of ursa minor in the night sky, then subtract how late the trains in London are running. Use that for the random number seed. Then, link the script to the coffee machine, and have it make you a cup of coffee at random. Figure out how long it takes you to walk to the coffee machine and back, and add that to the time randomly. Script will notify you when coffee is ready. This will hide your lack of involvement by keeping your consistently not doing things while not at your desk. While you're hooked into the coffee machine, fetch the number of cups of coffee produced in the last 24 hours. Add that times 10 to 100, depending on employees that get coffee, in milliseconds to each task's time to submit nermalink cource embed cave cave-PES narent renor give award replied bide child comments progr

The secret weapon of PHP developers is hiding in plain sight! While Java and C# devs party together oblivious to the danger, our lonely PHP dev stands in the corner with the ultimate string manipulation superpower. In PHP, the dot (.) operator concatenates strings, while other languages use the plus (+) sign—which can cause all sorts of type conversion headaches. The PHP dev is basically a string-exploding wizard while the statically-typed language folks are busy high-fiving each other. It's like bringing a nuclear bomb to a knife fight and nobody even noticed!

Content Developer: ( leaving office on time) Project manager: "We don't do that here"

Content Francesco Napoletano napolux Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime. 12:30 PM 11 May 20 Buffer 492 Retweets 1,759 Likes

Content DerpyPixel 15h Git and GitHub aren't the same though. 9 digitaljedi15 15h Git is to GitHub as porn is to PornHub. 184 J beernerd 13h This guys gits it. 92 1