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The database race starts with such optimism. OLTP and OLAP swimming confidently in their lanes, NoSQL feeling quirky but making progress, and VectorDB just happy to be included. Fast forward to reality: a negative balance that would make your bank manager cry, deadlocks freezing everything, joins that mysteriously don't work, and indexes still building since the Carter administration. It's like watching Olympic swimmers turn into drowning toddlers as soon as production traffic hits. And yet tomorrow we'll all convince ourselves "this time will be different."

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The AUDACITY of the universe to transform my MAGNIFICENT software architecture into... whatever that monstrosity is! 💀 Left side: My GLORIOUS initial design - elegant microservices, perfect documentation, seamless CI/CD pipeline... basically software PERFECTION incarnate. Right side: The horrifying REALITY after three sprints - a shopping cart grilling meat on a lawn. Basically what happens when deadlines, scope creep, and "just one more feature" collide in a spectacular dumpster fire of technical debt. I swear I had DIAGRAMS and everything! DIAGRAMS!!!

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Content "The thing about programming is that your learning is never complete, and neither are your bug hunting or your crying." programming coding devlife compsci Feb 25th, 2016 374 notes