No Really I Don't Know Why Windows Is Hard

development ide Frustration Permissions Path issues Dll hell Registry

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2 months ago 92,769 views 0 shares

No Really I Don't Know Why Windows Is Hard

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Look at this absolute HERO pretending not to know why Windows development is a nightmare! Honey, we've ALL been there - fighting with path separators, random DLL hell, and that registry that's basically a haunted house for configuration settings. The sheer AUDACITY of Windows to crash your IDE right when you're in the flow state! And don't even get me STARTED on the permissions drama. But we just smile through the pain because at this point we've invested too much time to admit defeat. It's Stockholm syndrome with a GUI!

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