*sobs in compiler errors*

Content Alright time to code.

When a colleague announces they're leaving, there are two types of developers: those who mourn the loss of institutional knowledge, and those who've seen Billy's SQL queries. Poor Billy committed the cardinal database sin: using a cross join with a group-by clause. That's like using a flamethrower to light birthday candles – technically it works, but the collateral damage is... extensive. The remaining team members aren't celebrating Billy's departure – they're planning his execution before he can push that monstrosity to production. Because nothing says "farewell party" like debugging someone's queries that would bring a database server to its knees.

The version control rebellion we didn't know we needed. Some poor, rule-abiding developer is having an existential crisis while their chad colleague is out here revolutionizing music production with git commit -m "added a new bassline" . Who said Git was just for tracking code changes? This absolute madlad is treating his music tracks like feature branches. Next up: merging that sick drum solo without any conflicts. The purists can cry all they want, but version-controlled beats might just be the future of music production.

Content CODE STARTS WORKING CODE STOPS WORKING ME NOT CHANGING ANYTHING

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