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Content 18 HACKERS in your AREA looking to PENETRATE your mainframe

Content Karl Sharro KarlreMarks Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted

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That moment when management discovers you know one web technology and suddenly you're responsible for the entire internet. The .NET developer's face says it all - the silent scream of a person who just realized their weekend plans now involve learning WordPress and Drupal simultaneously. Classic scope creep in its natural habitat.

The four horsemen of programming reality! People think we're hardware wizards opening computer cases like surgeons. Parents believe we're rocket scientists in lab coats inventing the next NASA project. Meanwhile, we imagine ourselves as beautiful-mind geniuses solving complex algorithms... But the crushing truth? We're just professional Googlers desperately typing "How to use dates in JavaScript" for the 47th time this week because nobody—NOBODY—can remember JavaScript's cursed Date API. The gap between perception and reality has never been so hilariously wide.

Content COLE Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sat on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air On the playground Is where a'spent nost of my day? chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin'trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said "I might as well kick it" First class, yo this is bad Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like? Hmmm, this might be all right I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or g And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air PID: 23110 Current Time: Tue May 8 20:43:27 2018 SIGINT received. NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE BEEN GRACED WITH BEL-AIR: 4 Exiting now