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The classic tale of software development! You've got this beautiful, sleeping lion of efficient code that's been purring along just fine in production for months. Then some product manager comes along with a stick and the brilliant idea to "just add one small feature" that's about to wake the beast and unleash chaos across your entire codebase. That baboon with a stick is the perfect embodiment of management poking at stable systems without understanding the delicate balance that keeps everything from exploding. Ten bucks says the lion wakes up and someone's going to be debugging until 4 AM on a Saturday.

Content Mads Brodt madsbrodt 01 Aug When we work as developers, we're not paid to code. We're not paid to use different languages and frameworks. We're paid to solve problems - for businesses and users. Code just happens to be an efficient tool to reach that goal. But don't lose sight of the real objective. 43 17 681 2.747 Moses Lemar moseslaughs Replying to madsbrodt You're paid to google shit stop lying 11:17 pm 01 Aug 20 Twitter for iPhone V

The ultimate nightmare for any developer - a warning about a virus that puts clown emojis between everything you type... which is exactly what happens when you try those "no-code" solutions to push straight to production. Sure, they promise riches and simplicity, but what you really get is a circus. Just like how your manager thinks deploying to prod without proper testing is a brilliant shortcut, only to turn your codebase into a carnival of horrors. The irony is *chef's kiss* - the message itself demonstrates the very chaos it warns against!

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The only documented case of a developer experiencing genuine happiness at work - submitting their resignation letter. That moment when your coworker notices you're smiling for the first time since you inherited that legacy codebase with zero documentation and 8,000 TODOs. Nothing sparks joy quite like typing that final git commit with the message "Someone else's problem now" and knowing you'll never again have to attend those 2-hour sprint planning meetings where the product manager keeps saying "how hard could it be to add just one more feature?"