Silence, Current Side Project

Developer life Project management Side projects Procrastination Github graveyard Shiny object syndrome Coding habits Unfinished code

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Silence, Current Side Project

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The eternal ritual of the programmer: commanding the current side project to remain silent while being seduced by the siren call of a shiny new idea. That dopamine hit from starting something fresh is just *chef's kiss* - while your half-finished projects collect digital dust in that special GitHub folder we never speak of. The cemetery of "I'll get back to this later" grows another tombstone.

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