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Same Boat

Developer life Project management Side projects Procrastination Unfinished projects Github graveyard Coding habits New-project-syndrome

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20 days ago 211,446 views 0 shares

Same Boat

unfinished-projects-memes, project-management-memes, developer-life-memes, side-projects-memes, procrastination-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh look, it's you drowning in a sea of unfinished projects while gleefully reaching for yet ANOTHER shiny new idea! Because why finish what you started when you can just add to your ever-growing graveyard of abandoned repos, right? The absolute AUDACITY of that "New Project" looking all innocent and exciting while you're literally surrounded by a dozen half-baked projects begging for attention. It's like being at an all-you-can-eat buffet when you haven't even touched your first plate – but hey, that new framework looks REALLY cool though. Your GitHub profile is basically a museum of "I'll finish this later" energy.

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