Sales Engineer

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Sales Engineer

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Nothing screams "I made a terrible mistake" quite like a sales engineer spewing absolute gibberish with the confidence of a thousand suns. "Running OpenClaw on Arch" with "custom skill dir" and "agent codes its own MCP connection via a sandboxed signal relay"? Bestie, that's not a tech stack—that's a word salad generator having a fever dream. The best part? It's been running for THREE DAYS and this guy has NO IDEA how to stop it. Like watching someone accidentally summon a demon and then just... leaving it there. Sales was indeed the right career path, Josh. Engineering would've been a bloodbath.

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